Monday, December 14, 2015

Hotelland Who's Who

 "It's night time in a hotel just like yours; all is quiet, or is it?"

    "The North American Hotel Hooker is found throughout Canada and the United States. Hotel Hookers are very timid creatures and they are rarely seen, but they will defend their earnings if provoked. They come out at night to search for Johns, Janes, and materials for their wardrobes."

    "The favourite marks of the Hotel Hooker are businessmen, husbands and the party boys in clubs on a Friday night."

    "They build their wardrobes in hotel rooms using spandex, furs and bits fake jewelry. Their wardrobes have to be impractical and tight; Hotel Hookers "sleep" about 12 hours a night."

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