Monday, December 14, 2015

Hotelland Who's Who

 "It's night time in a hotel just like yours; all is quiet, or is it?"

    "The North American Hotel Hooker is found throughout Canada and the United States. Hotel Hookers are very timid creatures and they are rarely seen, but they will defend their earnings if provoked. They come out at night to search for Johns, Janes, and materials for their wardrobes."

    "The favourite marks of the Hotel Hooker are businessmen, husbands and the party boys in clubs on a Friday night."

    "They build their wardrobes in hotel rooms using spandex, furs and bits fake jewelry. Their wardrobes have to be impractical and tight; Hotel Hookers "sleep" about 12 hours a night."

Thursday, December 03, 2015

Brace Yourselves, A Storm's A Comin'

*Tap Tap*

Well I'll be damned! You guys actually got that little light working. It's so nice and orange and all glowy like... Wait that means... dammit not again!

*Ahem*

My fellow Newfoundlanders and Labradorians, to put things simply, we're screwed. The Weather Machine™ is in perfect working order, the problem isn't technological, it's magical. Gotta get some occult based lab people working on that, might need to do some hiring... but now, on to matters at hand.