Ladies and Gentlemen, friends, colleagues, assorted test subjects and minions.
I have to apologize for the drastic reversal of weather fortunes this
morning. It seems Bruce, formally of the applied sciences department
before I fired him this morning, was messing around with the Weather
Control Machine 3.0 and ended up reversing the polarity of the neutron
flow in the flux capacitor. At least I
think that's what the egghead who replaced him said, it was
technobabble. Might have been speaking Libyan for all I know... It's all
Greek to me...
Anyway, don't panic, looting shouldn't be
needed, though it is appreciated. I've got a team on this and we should
have the parts replaced and things back under my control this afternoon.
Tomorrow at the latest.