*Tap Tap* This on? Ok...
My fellow
Newfoundlanders and/or Labradorians, notably those of us on the Eastern
side of the island, putting things bluntly, we're screwed. Someone, I'm
not sure who yet, went and pissed off Mother Nature and now we're facing
a Snowmageddon. Lab boys tell me that the weather control machine is
nearing overload and we can only maintain clear skies into overnight
tonight.
We trained for this in
November people! Remember when we ran through a test of the
Snowpocalypse emergency measures, well it's that time again. Now I've
been out around and so far things are going well, a couple of grocery
stores have been ransacked but we can do better!
By better I
mean clean those shelves completely! Then line up at your nearest gas
stations to empty their reserves as well! I will remind you though that
we DO NOT need a repeat of November's water incident! Leave the water
supply alone! I cannot stress enough that we cannot enjoy our ill gotten
booty from looting during the storm if we can't flush a toilet.
All that being said, good luck people. I'll be watching it all from my
well stocked and secured underground bunker, which by the way is not
located in the South Side Hills...
*covers mic* what's that? we don't
have the bunker? well what do we have? two refrigerator boxes covered in
a blanket and half buried in a sandbox? ...
*Ahem* Change in
plans, due to major budget constraints, it looks like I'll be riding
this one out with the rest of you... couldn't even get a proper cave...
stupid boxes...
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