*Tap Tap* Attention. Attention.
may have noticed a dramatic upswing in the temperatures in the province
today. For that I'd like to say, "You're Welcome!" and also "Thank You."
"You're Welcome." Because the lab boys finally got a test of
the weather control machine that went mostly right. I say mostly right
because we did get some rain instead of the clear skies I deman.. um
asked for! They tell me the machine
doesn't make weather, so much as manipulate what is already there. That
means they couldn't give us clear skies, but they could make it so that
instead of cold and snow, we got increased temperatures and rain.
"Thank You!" Because without your efforts and looting pillaging during
our storms, I wouldn't have this fancy new bunker and staff of lab
technicians. This is all possible thanks to you! and by "you" I mean my
Now this has been a successful test, but I'm not
stopping here. There are improvements to be made! There's science to do
here! There's no reason that we can't get that machine to do what I want
it to! Lab boys just need to work harder! They'll figure it out or I'll
hire people who will!
Now I know there are some naysayers out
there who say that I shouldn't be trying to control the weather, that I
can't play God! To them I say... I'm not playing! I'll be campaigning
for a position as a god at my earliest convenience when it becomes
available. Not the big chair though, that's too much responsibility. No
I'd settle for a position as a minor deity, as long as it includes
immortality, omnipotence and a month paid vacation every August.
Now my jacuzzi hot tub and wet bar are calling so I'll clue things up
by saying again, You're Welcome for the warmer weather, lab boys will
continue testing until they get it right and I'll continue to languish
in modest luxury until my ascension to a higher state of being.